Official Story: Having fled from his native Nepalese
Tiger sanctuary for fear of poaching by lecherous, beer-swilling
hillbillies with a fondness for 12-gauge shotguns and a penchant
for buggery, Miravi Bhuna-Giva spent many years traveling
the globe, selling his paltry artistic services in search
of a new home. Miravi eventually settled on the west coast
of the United States, determined to live the sweet life out
in southern California's beautiful, San Fernando Valley.
During this turbulent time, Miravi saw a dramatic turn in
his artistic development. Having always possessed a love
of pencil and paper and the pretty pictures he could make
with them, he soon became aware of of a growing community
of artists online who shared many of Miravi's own passions-
science-fiction, naked girls, comic books, animation, naked
girls, bad movies, naked girls, ear hair, and shameless self-promotion
[AND YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT in Miravi's forthcoming Windham
Press book: "All I Learned in College Was How To Make Up
Shit: A True Story"]. Much like his comrade, lord, and master,
T.Catt, Miravi saw all the great pictures of nekkid comic
book characters that artists all over the world were producing,
and thought to himself, "Hey! T.Catt could do that!". And
so T.Catt did (see T.Catt's bio for more on this). However,
seeing that T.Catt could do it, Miravi was forced to ask
himself- why not me? If not now, when? If not here, what?
And so he tried it. And found much to his delight that other
people liked the dirty, dirty drawings he had made. This
made Miravi feel powerful. As though he alone might wield
the power of the pencil to create naughty pictures and thereby
make people his willing servants!
However, this didn't pan out. But people still liked his
pictures so he kept drawing them. Then one day, T.Catt approached
him and asked him: "Why don't you bathe more often?" This
confused Miravi because he always considered himself to be
the very model of cleanliness. However, it turned out that
what T.Catt had actually said was "We should form our own
studio!". Turns out, the sneaky little tabby cat had been
forming alliances with other artists, and had created a master
plan for the domination of online cartoon smut. Seeing that
at long last, his dream of power, riches and babes might
come true, Miravi agreed to become a member of what would
eventually become, 'The Guys With Cats for Mascots'. This
group, however, quickly disbanded due to lack of interest.
Seeing his dream dashed, Miravi reluctantly agreed to join
T.Catt's fledgling group of artists who went under the moniker
of 'CattHouse Studios'.
Oh, and they lived happily, ever after. At least until the
copyright lawyers busted their asses. But that's... another
story..... [ALSO COMING SOON from Windham Press! Check your
local retailer]
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